MONKEYS in the ARCTIC?! whats next, vampires on the weekend?!
but imagine if there were dragons
you punks are all so daft
boy if you keep making these puns, we are gonna fall out
These puns are bound to cause some kind of panic at the disco
i’m in love with peter pan.
you forgot my favorite one
Ah, damnit Internet, you made me cry before breakfast.
Now I want to be Peter Pan when I grow up. Which is confusing on multiple levels…
I love him so.
"that’ll take you somewhere weird" bless him
rin sitting in the back of the class next to the window like a good little anime protagonist
Pet photography: An Adorable Pomeranian That Will Melt Your Heart
DAILY REMINDER THAT YOU ARE
- FRICKING AWESOME
- CAPABLE OF MAKING GREAT THINGS
- INCREDIBLY WONDERFUL
- HOLLY DOLLY CUTE
EVERYONE WHO LAUGHS AT YOU DOESN’T DESERVE YOUR AWESOMENESS
YOU ARE IN CONTROL OF YOUR OWN BREATHTAKING LONG LIFE, REMEMBER THAT.
a podcast recorded with a $60 dollar mic in a harlem apartment about an openly queer radio host with a poc love interest as literally the most normal part of the show made it to be the number one most dowloaded podcast in all of america and if you don’t think that’s the tightest shit you can get out of my face
girl: he cheated on me
me: then break up with him